Brad Pitt claps back on ‘anniversary’ | The Tea

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Your faves keep falling sideways as though they don’t know what Kandis Kardashian of #YMornings is on the lookout… waiting for that ‘mistake’!

In your tea today: Those that fell off, the petty kind and the fighters.

Jailbird 2.0

Remember 2 months ago Maps Maponyanes was allegedly arrested in Laingsburg for speeding?

Well, your boy is clearly a thrill-seeker because just a few days ago he was allegedly arrested, AGAIN! According to a spokesperson, Maps was out in Mpumalanga when he clocked 178km/h in a 120 zone! Maps was arrested and later granted R500 bail.


Petty Kings worldwide!

Who would’ve known that Brad Pitt was a petty king!?

He recently invited his new 27 year old girlfriend Nicole Poturalski – who is actually currently in an open marriage with a 68 year old restauranteur – to the home he wed his estranged wife Angelina Jolie in six years ago. Brangelina were together for 12 years and separated in 2016 and are still currently embroiled in a nasty custody battle.

We know how protective Mrs Smith is of her children, so he stands no chance here!


Identity theft?

Miley Cyrus reflected on a quad-biking incident that happened when she was just two-years-old that apparently completely changed her life. She says she was out with her dad Billy Ray one day when a low hanging branch appeared out of nowhere.

Her dad was able to duck just in time, but unfortunately Miley took a knock to the head. She claims this moment changed her identity and that the accident was so bad that her dad could possibly still get into trouble for negligence… but thank God for that statute of limitations they’ve got over there!


Mofaya on the move

DJ Sbu has launched his new Mofaya ‘khondrink’ and most seem to be big mad at the man that allegedly represents the local Hip-Hop fraternity. The socials called him out for being a ruthless businessman and profiting off of others. Like how he removed Pro’s music from streaming platforms just to re-add it after his death and how he paid Zahara in Ngudus… A few others congratulated him, calling him a living icon.

Grape Tjovitjo??

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